The pervayer of bad luck

Well what an interesting time. To celebrate my returning to the UK with all my body parts intaked a friend of mine arranged a piss up in Manchester. Said piss up lasted two days.

Day 1, started out ok until we left a pub in Central Mancester, the three off duty officers and I ended up witnessing a fight and were stuck in a police station doing our own statements. Oh what joy.

Day 2, was somewhat more relaxed, however it soon turned into a a Jerry Springer show with a pissed up bint who thought the world owed her. All in all was quite an enjoyable experience